To those who take forever to reply
Even when the deadline is so near. 1) Gee, I wondered if you you were so ecstatic that your thumbs fell off while typing before sending your response to me. 2) Oh you travelled to mars? Cool, show me some pictures! 3) You must've been so happy reading my previous message that you died. 4) You actually live on another planet and the time moves slower over there? Wow.. what planet do you live in? Cool. I'd love to head over there some time with my family. 5) Oh hey, you should turn down the brightneas level of your phone, I think it's turning you blind. 6) Sorry, wrong number. 7) Hi stranger, you must've picked up my friend's phone. Yeah, my friend gets a little clumsy at times. Have a good day. 8) Merry Christmas! 9) Didn't know you're in Antarctica now. It's okay, reply me when your hands are warmer. 10) Sorry I'm this boring. I'm also very sorry to include you in this group. ~ Ever felt so pissed at someone for not replying? These th...